Julius and the White Girl

by Pieter le Roux  

 

Monday, June 20, 2011 at 8:00pm

 

Julius was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the him, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,'Julius said. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

Julius, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,

'Yu haikona wena, I have no idea....'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

eish!!!